Husband: Let me see the Football World Cup !!
Marido: Dejame ver el mundial de Futbol !

Wife: Go away and frie asparagous !! You are nothing more than a morning-singer and a without-shame.
Mujer: Vete a freir esparragos ! No eres mas que un cantamañanas y un sinverguenza.

Husband: Always fucking the female pig !! I go to see the football at Diego de Ojeda's.
Marido: Siempre jodiendo la marrana ! Me voy a ver el futbol a casa de Diego de Ojeda.

Wife: The mother who gave birth to you !!. If you want to go out by legs, then you do not come back ! If I have seen you I don't remember.
Mujer: La madre que te pario ! Si te quieres ir por piernas, no vuelvas ! Si te he visto no me acuerdo.

Husband: To me, neither fu nor fa. It peals me it. It sweats me. I do not come back.
Marido: A mi ni fu ni fa. Me la pela. Me la suda. No vuelvo.

Wife: Send eggs, the uncle ! For me, good of the Paraguay. I will go with Carlos Chavez, which is not turkey mucus. And to another thing, butterfly.
Mujer: Manda huevos el tio !. Por mi, guay del Paraguay. Me voy con Carlos Chavez, que no es moco depavo. Y a otra cosa mariposa.

Husband: Don't' fuck me! Switch off and let's go. Your pan has gone ? With that sissy beach always marking parcel? You really mean it ?
Marido: No me jodas ! Apaga y vamonos. * Se te ha ido la olla ? *Con ese marica de playa siempre marcando paquete ? * De verdad ?

Wife: mmmmmm
Mujer: mmmmmm

Husband: Don't go by the Ubeda's mountains !! Don't roll yourself like a window blind !! I want an answer now! Or it fall on you a cigar and a brown that you shit.
Marido: No te vayas por los cerros de Ubeda ! No te enrolles como una persiana. Quiero una respuesta ahora !. O te cae un puro y un marron que te cagas.

Wife: You are more silly than arse's hair, that see the shit coming and don't move away !! It finished what it was given. I go with him.You stay composed and without girlfriend !!
Mujer: Eres mas tonto que los pelos del culo, que ven la mierda venir y no se apartan ! Se acabo lo que se daba. Me voy con el. Te quedas compuesto y sin novia !

Husband: You have more tale than little street. You will not leave me !!
Marido: Tienes mas cuento que calleja. No me dejaras !

Wife: You allucinate little cucumbers ! You shited Burt Lancaster. Until then, Lucas ! And I take the TV with me. Mujer: Alucinas pepinillos ! La cagaste Burt Lancaster. Hasta luego, Lucas! Y me llevo la tele.

Husband: My happiness in a hole !!
Marido: Mi gozo en un pozo !